sholay @ tavant.. !!

a short skit.. done in 1 day prep :)..

SCENE : 1

ROHIT :bckg:( saare classes puri ho chuki hai.. saaare test khatam ho gaye hai.. results are out.. aut pata chal chuka hai.. kaun kitna paani mein hai.. bas 4 log hi 80 % ki lakshman rekha ko paar kar paaye hai.. humaare gabbar unme se ek hai.. )

(sambha sitting on the top.. vamshi.. standing just below him.. ) sholay theme.. bckg music :)

viSh: gabbar: (Sitting comfortably) --> kaamchoro.. kaha mare pade ho.. pata hai kya.. number aa gaye hai.. aur saBki lagi padi hai.. meri chod ke.. hahaha.. hahaha.. hahahahaha..

Anna: Shatru: --> KHAAAMOSH.... tu bach gaya saale..

Vamshi: hey wot the hell yaar...

Sashi: Jai: --> haa bhai.. ye to einstine ke pote hai.. bachte kyo nahi..

viSh: Gabbar:--> raat kaali karu mein.. aur naam einstine ka.. bahut naa insaafi hai..




KCK: Sambha :-> Hum to pahle hi bola tha.. magaai kar lo.. kiye nahi.. night out maar lo.. maare nahi.. kar di naa bagaawat.. kya socha tha.. professor kush hoga.. sabasi dega.. bhugto ab..

Anna: Shatru :--> abe.. KHAAAMOSH... sala ek to number kum.. upar se lecture de raha hai.. sala jitni upar betha hai.. waha se upar pahucne mein time nahi lagega..

Sashi: Jai:--> LO KAR LO BAAT....abhi bhi khamosh rahe to khamoshi mein hi nikal jaaoge..


ROHIT :(mail comes from veeru.. all to asemble in 3rd floor.. to ab faisla hoga.. kisko padegi laat.. aur kiske lagega project haath.. )

Sashi: Jai:--> ye lo.. bulawa bhi aa gaya

Anna: Shatru.. :--> bhaad mein gaya ye project.. aur bhaad mein gai ye jindgi.. mein chala 3rd floor balcony se challang lagaane...

Vamshi: hey wot the hell yaar...

bckg music:----> sad one sholay..

(Shatru standing on table... sab usko mana rahe hai..)


viSh: Gabbar:--> abe.. tere paas chokri hai ghumane ko.. forum hai le jaane ko.. gaadi hai bhagaane ko.. aur sabse badi baat.. maal aur bench pe time hai udaane ko.. mere paas kya hai..

Anna: shatru:--> tere paas..... project hai..


ROHIT : SCENE 2: (kisi tarah... gabbar shatru ko mana leta hai... sab log 3rd floor pe assmble hote hai.. but humare veeru sahab bahut gusse mein hai.. & hota kuch aisa hai.. )

(veeru shatru ka gala pakde hue... )

ROHIT : Veeru:--> Kaaalicharan.. mein tujhe is project se nahi.. jaan se nikaal dunga..

KCK: Sambha:--> Veeru.. saaab ye resourse to aapke under bhi nahi hia..

ROHIT : Veeru :-- chup re.. sambha.. nahi to mein tujhe bhi nikaal dunga..

Sunny : Srk--> Aie veeru.. ye mera resource hai..

Prasad: Thakur :---> tu kaun hai be..

Sunny :Srk :--> mein DON bol raha hun..

Vamshi: hey wot the hell yaar...

ROHIT : Veeru:--> abe maa kaa ddodh peeya hai to saamne aa.. mein tujhe bhi nikaal dunga..

Prasad: Thakur.. :--> see veeru you are loosing focus.

ROHIT : Veeru:--> chup reh thakur.. nahi to mein tujhe bhi nikaal dunga..

Prasad: Thakur:--> are jai.. ise samjhao yar..

Sashi: Jai:--> jaao pahle use samjhao.. jisne mere haath pe ye likh dia.. " 80 se neeche aaya to nikaal denge"

viSh: Gabbar: --> hahaaha hahahha hahaaaaaaa

Vamshi: Narsimha:--> ye kya hi be.. hai.. haiii... haath upar karke khade ho jaao.. khade ho jaao..

viSh: Gabbar: thakur haath kyu nahi uthate.. hai hai... hahahahahha hahahaaaa
Anna: Shatru :--> khaamosh..
Sashi: Jai:--> Lo kar lo baat
ROHIT : Veeru :---> mein tujhe bhi nikaal daalunga..

Vamshi: Narsimha:--> Chuuuuuuuup !!


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